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Chat Post Tue, Jan. 31, 2012 106,304 notes
  • Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose.
  • Student: You mean semen is like sugar?
  • Biology Teacher: Yeah basically
  • Me: So... Does it taste like sugar?
  • Biology Teacher:
  • Me:
  • Student:
  • Biology Teacher:
  • Me:
  • Student:
  • Me: What, I'm a lesbian.



Photo Post Tue, Jan. 31, 2012 5,616 notes

yamamochi:

This man is gonna protect his waifu with his life.
And his muscles.

yamamochi:

This man is gonna protect his waifu with his life.

And his muscles.

(Source: pyralspite, via ohjenlook)




Video Post Tue, Jan. 31, 2012 98,591 notes

eccentriclittlemiss:

tecknosexual:

hurpaderp:

Pam is a gold digger.

ahahaha

i love kids 

How would you make a marriage work? “Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.”

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Video Post Sun, Jan. 22, 2012 148,792 notes

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Video Post Sun, Jan. 22, 2012 77,727 notes

ishieniajie02:

<3

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i wish i could watch the evanescence concert on feb. 19, 2012 :(

im desperately wishing someone could give it to me as a birthday gift, even though i know it might be quite impossible…

i wish, i wish… upon a star? 

should i start saving for it???? :| i might be the only one to grant my wish






Video Post Thu, Jan. 19, 2012 94,726 notes

azlairian:

theamericankid:

Real Scumbag Discovered

I find this mildly amusing.

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Photo Post Thu, Jan. 19, 2012 2,178 notes

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Video Post Thu, Jan. 19, 2012 19,053 notes

omocat:

ten pages of the booklet “overcoming shyness” *_*

the tendas rewrote it for future generations after ness returned to the book to the library

the whole thing is approximately thirty pages

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Photo Post Thu, Jan. 19, 2012 4,337 notes

leilockheart:

FOLLOW for more photos

leilockheart:

FOLLOW for more photos

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Video Post Thu, Jan. 19, 2012 1,004 notes

pawerino:

crazyclau:

NOPA!

Falta el Mas importante. 

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